Currently:
Me: sweet Jesus I want a brownie
Him: I got some brownies
Me: REALLY!??
Him: yeah some brownie mix
Me: *insert ‘are you fucking kidding me’ meme here*
Him: you can make some if you want.
— moments later mixing brownie mix —
Him: why don’t you put some crown royal in there
Me: *lights up like a Christmas Tree and looks at Brownie box* oh shit I can put that instead of water!
Him/Me: *insert ‘AWWWW YEAH’ meme here*